MORE MISTAKES MEN DO DURING SEX....

Hello guys! The week is almost coming to an end. I hope you enjoyed last week's post "Mistakes Men Do During Sex that get them Screwed up". For those of  you who missed it, you can start reading from the previous post.  Today I would be taking on the concluding part of the post as promised. 

#GOING TO FAST

When you get to the penis-in vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

#GOING TOO HARD

If you bash your  great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback ridding concentrated into a few seconds.

#COMING TOO SOON

Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

#NOT COMING ENOUGH

It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon man.

#ASKING IF SHE HAS COME

You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise, But if you really don't know, don't ask.

#PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY

Don't act like a giant  cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

#NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN

Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

#NOT WARNING BEFORE YOU CLIMAX

Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do whats necessary.

#MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO

Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. Fellatio is the oral stimulation of the penis, using  your lips, tongues, boobs etc. You just lie there and don't grab her head.

#TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES

In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

#MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES

Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like captain of a schooner. And let have a rest.

#ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first, and don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

#TAKING PICTURES

When a man says, "can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "-to show my buddies'. At least let her have custody of them.

#NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH

Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice cream and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no please.

#SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH
There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.


#ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

#LOOKING FOR HER PROSTRATE 
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostrate. Women don't.

#GIVING LOVE BITES
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

#BARKING INSTRUCTIONS
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.

#TALKING DIRTY
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.

#NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES
Well guys you have  to finish the job, ladies make sure he finishes the job. keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.

#SQUASHING HER
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.

#THANKING HER
Never thank a woman for having sex with her, why do you need to thank her? Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.